February 22, 2008 Once upon a time, in the cold and harsh winter weather, there was this little bird who was flying, trying to keep itself warm from all the exercise. However, the little bird was so cold that it felt it could no longer move. Soon, the bird stopped flapping its wings and drop to the ground.
Nearby, a cow heard a slight thud and decided to check the situation out. There it found the poor little bird motionless on the ground. Determined to bring it back to life, the cow defecated on the little bird.
Feeling warmer, the little bird realised it was alive. It was so elated that it started chirping merrily.
Nearby, a cat heard the bird's chirping and when it saw the little bird, the cat rubbed its paw and ate the little bird up.
Moral of the story :
1. Not everyone who get you in deep shit is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of deep shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep quiet!